Halloween Math
“This amazing professor ACTUALLY made Math fun somehow. I know, I didn’t believe it at first either.” — CH
Football Tackle Fail
“Sorry Davidson, the team voted. It was either change our uniforms or get rid of the color blind kid. You’re out.” — CH
When Birds Attack Costume

“Run for cover… When Birds Attack! Try all you like, but there’s no stopping an attack from the skies! Our When Birds Attack costume includes: green dress with a coordinating belt, matching jacket with black birds attached, two wristbands with black birds attached, and attacking bird headpiece.” w/ photos
Giant Sea Monster Unearthed
“The fossilized skull of a huge ’sea monster’ has been unearthed along Dorset’s Jurassic Coast.”
Spanish Reporter Knocked Over
“In true Soccer tradition, she stayed on the ground longer than she should have in an attempt to get more penalty time.”
Pepsi Shampoo

“A geek’s dream existence: Wake up at noon. Wash hair with soda. Wash body with video game controller. Open bag of Cheetos. Play video games. Fight zombies IRL. Sleep. Repeat. This 12-ounce (smaller bottle) refresher is made with with “cola” scented fragrance oil. It even smells like the carbonation is there! Imagine waking up in the morning and washing up with Pepsi. What a FTW way start to the day. Made with moisturizing jojoba oil and almond oil.” w/ photos
Cancer-Fighting Curry

“Planning on eating healthily tonight? Ditch the salad and cook up a curry. An Indian chef claims to have created the ‘world’s healthiest meal’ – a chicken and blueberry curry with goji berry pilau rice. It blends traditional ingredients feted for their health benefits with contemporary ’superfoods’ said to help stave off everything from cancer to Alzheimer’s disease. A single plate is said to contain as many health-boosting antioxidants as 49 bowls of spinach, 23 bunches of grapes or nine helpings of broccoli. If that weren’t enough, it tastes pretty good and costs no more than $2.50 per portion. Gurpareet Bains, who devised the dish, said: ‘Combining these two genres of foodstuffs seemed logical in any quest to find the world’s healthiest meal.” w/ photos
Top 10 Tales From The Crypt

“James Rolfe pays a visit to the Cryptkeeper to count down his favorite episodes of the classic horror anthology.” w/ video


