September 2009 ↓

Real Beat Player

“I am real beat mania. I can play anywhere with music. Can’t tell you how many times it took to make this work.” — p4lle

How Parents Stalk Their College-Aged Kids

“E-Mom, Gloria Bianco, shows Jim and Tracy how geographical distance is no longer a roadblock to shamelessly interfering with the lives of your children.” — The Onion

Worst Star Wars Cosplay Ever

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Rear Projection Urinal

“The central feature of Horse Bazaar is an immersive projection environment. The bar contains a 20m continuous digital canvas on which new media and digital artworks are projected. The Horse also runs Australia’s richest annual digital art prize, and has created a world first, the Rear Projection Urinal (RPU). It’s art for peeing on.” w/ photos

The Perfect Storm – Inappropriate Soundtracks

“Inappropriate Soundtrack for “The Perfect Storm,” inspired by the SA forums.”

Lizard Crashes Wedding Reception

“When this chick hoped for a big lizard on her wedding day she probably should of been a bit more specific.”

Make Your Own Opoly

“Make your own board game. Construct a custom made board game by using just some scissors, a PC and almost any simple color printer. MAKE-YOUR-OWN-OPOLY contains everything you need to hand customize the game board, cards and play money for your very own property trading board game. After you’re done, even the box itself will look like it was manufactured just for you, your family, your town, your school or virtually any special purpose. With a digital camera or scanner, you can even put your own picture on the play money. MAKE-YOUR-OWN-OPOLY contains award winning, easy to follow drawing and cutting instructions and also software that will easily allow even a first-timer to produce a quality one-of-a-kind board game.” w/ photo

Wine Drinker’s Necklace

“Can I pour you some wine?” If your answer to this question is always “well heck yeah!”, then this may be the necklace for you. With an overall length of 20 inches, this wine lovers dream is made of hard plastic and silver plated findings. The tiny wine bottle measures 1 7/8 inches tall and about a half an inch wide and the little wine glass measures 1 3/8 inches tall and 3/8 of an inch wide.” w/ photos

The Anatomy Of A Bikini Carwash

“High School Cheerleader Fundraising Carwashes are f*cked up. They look and act exactly like the beginning of a porno, except that all the stars are underage. Basically, it’s a pedophile’s wet dream come true. This creates a huge problem for normal dudes who don’t really need a car wash, but can’t resist the allure of a bunch of hot young girls in bikinis covered in suds. It’s very difficult to not look like a pervert in this situation, but it probably helps to have a better understanding of the essential elements that the infamous Cheerleader Bikini Carwash is comprised of, so here are 7 things you’ll see at every cheerleader bikini carwash.” w/ photos

Top 10 Weirdest College Mascots

“From a Banana Slug to fighting Okra, meet some of the oddest school mascots.” w/ photos