July 2009 ↓

Unbelievable Vertical Jump

“Keith Eloi jumps into a flatbed truck from ground level… while wearing socks with sandals. Beat that, Mudafucka!”

Robber Gets Shovel To The Head

“Digging deep into his brain for answers.” — WARNING: Very Graphic

World’s Only Bald Gorilla

“A gorilla in Congo has attracted attention from around the globe as the only primate of his kind to have no hair on his head. But Kadogo is not ageing, or even old before his time. In fact, the Silverback has been hairless on his crown since his birth in 2000. Rangers at the Virunga National Park where he lives are unable to explain the reason for the nine-year-old’s bald patch, but say he has earned a celebrity status among visitors.” w/ photos

Britain’s Ugliest Mutt

“When it comes to looks, he a mighty strange-looking fellow. In fact he’s in the same ball park as the Hollywood character E.T. he’s been named after. And it is because of this that it is proving so hard to find the abandoned dog a new home, say the RSPCA. Staff at one of its rescue centres initially thought the dog – named ET after the bald alien in 1982 Hollywood blockbuster – was suffering from a severe flea infection when he was brought into the kennels by his elderly owner. But they have discovered his baldness is a sign of breeding – he is one of just 27 Mexican hairless dogs in Britain.” w/ photos

Drunk Mole Amputation

“I’m no expert but I’m pretty sure household scissors aren’t the best way to remove a huge mole.”

Woman Drags Kid Through Verizon Store

“This was taken of a mother dragging her kid through a Verizon wireless store on a leash like a dog. Apparently she has been arrested. I cannot believe the nerve of some people.” — TooMuchRock

Lil’ Baby Vs. Dirty Diapers

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When Silly Nature Calls

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Couple Find Mouse In Can Of Pepsi

“A Volusia County couple’s disgusting discovery in a can of soda has now led to an investigation by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The couple found what may be a mouse inside a can of Diet Pepsi. Amy Denegri and her husband Fred were grilling out last week at their Ormond Beach home when her husband noticed something tasted funny when he took a gulp of his Diet Pepsi.” w/ photo + video

Top 10 Types Of Comic Con Fans

“If you missed Comic Con, you missed more than just the costumes of course. You also missed the array of personality types that seem to pop up at these large-scale geekfests.You may think you know about the attendees, based on the stereotypes, but really, there’s a lot more too it than you thought.” w/ photos