June 2009 ↓

Stripper Bangs Head On Pole

“A chick is practicing a stripping routine on a pole but loses her balance and falls backward nailing her head.”

Suprise Attack Backfires

“It opened up his eyes, he saw the sign.” — CH

Teen Handed Awesome Responsibility

“Subway sources report that employee Jeremy Prusher, 17, appeared proud and a little nervous after accepting the momentous duty of closing the franchise location by himself Monday night. “Okay, here are keys to the front door and the deadbolt at the back,” said Michael Rotley, 32, who has managed the Juniper Avenue restaurant since March 2003. “I know it seems like a lot to remember the first time, but as long as the doors are locked, the alarm is set, and the lids on the sandwich line are closed, I probably won’t fire you.” “Just kidding about the firing,” Rotley added. “But seriously, if those lids are up, we’ll have to throw everything out. That’s hundreds of dollars in product, so don’t forget.” w/ photo

No Herb Will Cure Stupid

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Pretty Party

“Fred and Sable introduce you to the world of Pretty Party. There are rules, codes and phrases to pretty party by… these are them. Don’t be scared, cause to us it’s a state of mind.”

Lawyer Resigns After Trash Can Incident

“Jeffersonville, Indiana attorney Larry Wilder was found asleep by police in his neighbors overturned city garbage can in the early morning, after neighbors called police when they woke to find their trash strewn on the ground and a man inside the receptacle. Jeffersonville Police Chief Tim Deeringer said Wilder was cooperative when police arrived at the home on Elk Pointe Boulevard and was able to walk back to his home — next door.”

Fire Menthol Coffee

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Redneck T-Shirt

“Are you a… redneck? If so, you like fast cars and revving engines! Our tee conveys your love for your favorite sport with a screenprinted design.” w/ photo

Whales Are People

“As the annual International Whaling Commission meeting stumbles to a close, unable to negotiate a compromise between whaling opponents and people who’ve killed more than 40,000 whales since 1985, scientists say these aquatic mammals are more than mere animals. They might even deserve to be considered people. Not human people, but as occupying a similar range on the spectrum as the great apes, for whom the idea of personhood has moved from preposterous to possible. Chimpanzees, gorillas and bonobos possess self-awareness, feelings and high-level cognitive powers. According to a steadily gathering body of research, so do whales and dolphins. In fact, their capacities could be even more ancient than our own, dating to an evolutionary explosion in brain size that took place millions of years before the last common ancestor of the great apes existed.” w/ photos

Top 21 Stunning Stop Motion Animations

“Today, we are listing here 21 stunning examples of creatively done stop motion animations to make you impress with these creative art that need lots of hard work to get it done. This list is not long in numbers but I promise you that when you start browsing them in details it will surely refresh you and force you to search out more amazing stop motion animations.” w/ videos