May 2009 ↓

Han Solo, P.I.

“Star Wars is property of Lucasfilm. Magnum, P.I. is property of Viacom. Satire is fair use, baby. Yes, there’s a jump cut at the end, snipping out a shot of the Imperials’ stunned reaction to being ambushed by a ferocious mob of arboreal teddy bears.” — TheCBVee

How To Roll A Holy Cross Joint

“Get out your MacGyver skills and light up that baby. 3 joints in 1.”

Judaism Vending Machine

“Last Thursday, I was in the Jerusalem central bus station and I noticed an unusual vending machine on the second floor between the middle staircase and the escalator. The vending machine did not have candy bars or potato chips or soda. The vending machine was offering booklets to learn Jewish laws and traditions. This was the first time I saw this type of vending machine. I happened to have my camera with me so I snapped some pictures…” w/ photos by Jacob Richman

Zelda Dog

“Loyal Geekologie reader Natalia sent [them] pictures of her dog, Link, dressed as our favorite video game adventurer of the same name. As you can see, his costume is complete with classic green tunic, sword and shield. And that, my friends, is awesome.” w/ photos

Talk Show Host Seeks Murder Advice On TV

“Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.” — The Onion

The Man With 21 Kids

“Desmond Hatchett, 29, has children range in age from newborn to 11. There are at least 11 mothers; probably several more. Had 4 kids in 1 year, twice!!! The mothers of Hatchett’s children are supposed to get anywhere from $25 to $309 a month, but when his paycheck is garnished amongst them all, some women only get a $1.98 a month.”

Detroit Red Wings Limo

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Awful Boob Art

“I have 4 rare vintage topless sculptured wall hangings for your bar that I have put Post-It notes on the naughty bits. I found these while cleaning out the attic at my father-in-laws… yikes! They are funny and inappropriate for anywhere in [your] house.” w/ photos

The Marmite Messiah

“The Lord manifests himself in many ways – on the bottom of a frying pan, in a baby scan and on a burnt fish finger, for instance. His latest appearance is equally unlikely – on a Marmite jar lid. At least that’s how the Allen family have interpreted the gooey residue on the inside of it. Mother-of-three Claire Allen, 36, saw the image when she was preparing toast for her youngest boy Robbie, four. ‘I opened the Marmite jar and the lid caught my eye,’ she said. ‘Immediately I thought, that’s Jesus. ‘It wasn’t a new jar, but I’d never noticed that before.’ She showed the lid to her older boys Jamie, 14, and Tomas, 11. ‘They both thought it looked like the images of Jesus you see in paintings and on stained glass windows.” w/ photos

7 Household Highs You Shouldn’t Have Tried

“Before you were old enough to buy beer or have your own pot delivery guy, you probably did some pretty stupid-ass things to yourself in effort to add a little excitement to the unbearable reality of high school. From smoking banana peels to toothpaste-laced cigarettes, your options were pretty much limited to whatever you could scrounge up around the house or under the kitchen sink. And despite the fact that abusing these products can land you behind bars in most states, you gave ‘em a try. Here are 7 such household products that got you high, but you probably shouldn’t have tried.” w/ photos