Never Open A Wine Bottle On A Toilet
05/29/09 - Hilarious
“No corkscrew, no problem! Here’s a neat trick for cracking that wine bottle open that’ll save a trip to the store.”
Auto-Tune The News #4
05/29/09 - Videos
“Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera.”
Bacon Shoes
05/29/09 - Neat Products
“I’m proud to be an American! + America, fu*k yeah! + Hi, I’m Paula Dean! = Bacon Shoes… I think.” w/ photos
Real-Life Blues Brothers
05/29/09 - Videos
“Security guards are a pain. Every time you need to raise money to save your orphanage, they freak out.” — CH
Slim Coin Bank Tower
05/29/09 - Pretty Cool
“This coin bank is an attractive and unique replacement to the coin jar. Coins are dropped into the top and bounce chaotically off clear spacers on the way down. Coins can be released from the bottom when the custom lock is removed.” w/ photos
How To Survive In Prison
05/29/09 - How To's
“As a person who got into a lot of trouble as a kid, nothing worries me more than what a normal, everyday person would have to do to survive prison. Prison seems kind of like church camp: You don’t know how you got there, you just want to go home, and everyone is crazy, but instead of scripture being pounded into you, it’s shivs and penises. So how can you survive prison, a place where rape is an everyday occurrence for a 20-something, upper-middle class, soft, fresh boy-fish? A few simple steps will help ensure that you make it out of the Big House with your life, and at least some of your dignity, still intact.” w/ photos
Top 5 Greatest Motorcycle Stunts Ever
05/29/09 - Top Lists
“When I sat down to hash out this list, I came to the sobering realization that when it comes to bike stuff, be it motocross, street, whatever — I’m still pretty green. My gearhead passions have always treaded on four wheels. But I’m looking to evolve, to expand my horizons. And with Sunday’s premiere of Jesse James is a Dead Man just a few days away, what better time is there to dive into the death-defying world of motorcycle stunts?” w/ photos + videos
