May 2009 ↓

Man Too Drunk To Go To Work

“It looked like the people at the end were trying to roll him. A time honored action taken against drunks.” — ComradeAgopian

Frank Sepe’s Bicep Workout

“Frank Sepe’s voicemail method.”

The WTF Bike

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World’s Longest LEGO Bridge

“Part of a gigantic Lego train display to be shown at the 2009 Australian Model Railway Expo, this 46-feet self-supporting bridge will attempt to break a world record. It has already broke my world record for Lego awesomeness.” w/ photos

Amazing London Contortionist

“So if the Nukes do fly… he really can kiss his own ass goodbye! LOL! Woulda been funny at the end there, if someone would have run around the glass box with a roll of ductape! LOL!” — OzzyGodsmack

Worst Song Medley

“Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci sing a collection of their least favorite songs from childhood.”

Smoke Monster Given Own Spin-Off Series

“Executives at ABC announced Monday that the network will premier a new Lost spin-off series this fall based around that show’s popular smoke monster character. The new series, a half-hour family-oriented comedy called Where There’s Smoke, is touted by ABC as the new anchor of its Thursday-night lineup. “Somewhere between the smoke monster’s first appearance on Lost — when it was depicted as a strange unseen force uprooting trees—and that episode in season three where it grabbed Mr. Eko and smashed him against the ground until he was dead, this character became the breakout star of the show,” said Stephen McPherson, president of ABC Entertainment. “And that’s exactly why we’re so excited about Where There’s Smoke. We get to see the monster’s light comedic side in a show about life, love, and good friends having good times.” w/ photos

Enormous Crater Swallows Cars

“Resident and motorists were stunned to discover a 25-metre crater that caused a landslide and swallowed two cars in Bellevue Hill in Sydney’s east as they made their way to work this morning. A burst water main created the crater on Victoria Road late yesterday which became larger and larger throughout the night.” w/ photos + video

Don’t Call Your Wife Ugly In Malaysia

“Men in Malaysia who call their wives ugly could find themselves thrown into prison. The government is being asked to consider criminalizing ‘emotional violence’. Women’s groups say husbands who demonstrate a pattern of causing psychological damage should face counseling, fines or jail.” w/ photo

Top 10 Coolest Places To Swim

“The 10 coolest places to swim. Enough said.” w/ photos + videos