April 2009 ↓

Office Dick Mystery

“It’s just like Clue, an enthralling whodunit where everyone tries to catch the dick artist. Also, I’ve never played Clue.” — CH

First Person Go Kart

“Now that’s fast! Looks like the crumple zone includes the lower half of your body though.” — Yukon6400

Nature Calls Toilet Deodorizer Drops

“When nature calls, it’s for you! Just two drops of Nature Calls Toilet Deodorizer in your toilet water prior to doing your business obliterate all unpleasant odor! It’s like anti-poo magic! This truly revolutionary solution, derived from plant-extracts, does much more than cover up those funky fumes – it destroys them with extreme prejudice! No more courtesy flushes for you.” w/ photos

Portable Tap Dispenser

“They might as well have called this ‘The life of the party’. That’s because that’s what you’ll be when you come into a party wearing one of these. This backpack is worn comfortably and has a tap for dispensing your favorite beverage. It even has a cup dispenser built right in!” w/ photo

The Sand Dancer

“It’s pretty amazing how he can form perfect geometric shapes and figures using barely any reference points/guides.” — Koss618

Ghostbusters Run Through Classes

“When you wanna play a joke on your class, who you gonna call? Graduating seniors who no longer give a crap.”

Service Bell Beer Mug

“Next time you need a refill don’t shout at the bartender like a caveman. Use this cool bell. It’s built right into the beer stein so its always handy. Or just use it to annoy the hell out of practically everyone, the choice is your.” w/ photos

Saving-For-Some-Weed Mini Bank

“Every penny counts when you are saving for the good stuff. Tin bank with a slot at the top and a removable stopper at the bottom.” w/ photos

Quagmire Cherry Pop Energy Drink

“Quagmire Cherry Pop Energy Drink is an Urban Collector pre-order. For those late night parties, the Griffins’ neighbor Glenn Quagmire turns to Cherry Pop Energy Drink to keep him rocking until the sun comes up. Now available in a pop-top can, you too can shamble into the night with the smooth, refreshing cherry pop taste.” w/ photo

5 Hit Songs That Almost Didn’t Get Released

“We like to think we all know a hit song when we hear one. If we don’t, we like to at least think that guys like Quincy Jones and Keith Richards know a hit song when they hear one (it’s sort of their job). Apparently, it’s not as easy as we thought, as a lot of classic songs almost never made it out of the studio.” w/ photos