Karma Chameleon Telephone Infomercial
04/29/09 - Videos
“Boy George advertising the Karma Chameleon Telephone for US TV.”
Cognac/Brandy Warmer & Glass
04/29/09 - Neat Products
“Ah, brandy, the drink of connoisseurs. It is only right and proper that such a warming, medicinal, aromatic liqueur should be enjoyed in the most upstanding of environments. The ambassador’s residence perhaps – in front of bay windows with the full moon framing you as you cradle the glass in your hand… Failing that, your living room will do! In times of yore, the temperature of the hand was used to warm the glass, releasing the brandy fumes that give the drink its added excellence. Now, all you need is this silver plated brandy warmer, which comes complete with its own top quality brandy glass!” w/ photos
Conan The Commentarian
04/29/09 - Hilarious
“Actual DVD commentary from Schwarzenegger and the film’s equally incomprehensible director.” — CH
How To Be “Just Friends”
04/29/09 - How To's
“Why is it so hard to remain ‘just friends’ with the opposite sex? Studies show the relationship ends more times than not once sex is introduced. Keep the friendship. Keep it platonic.”
Mini Pasta Maker
04/29/09 - Neat Products
“Ciao Bella! The Pasta Pasta is an easy way to make delicious Italian pasta from the comfort of your own home. Starting with refrigerated pasta dough (easily made with off-the-shelf ingredients), it’s a snap to use the included stamps, crank, and molds to make eight different types of pasta. All the parts are machine-washable, too, so clean-up is a breeze. If you’ve never had pasta made from scratch, treat yourself – it blows storebought pasta out of the water.” w/ photos + videos
Recording Can Fridge Guard
04/29/09 - Neat Products
“To help keep the fridge bandits at bay, this special Can Fridge Guard will give anyone a shock as they hear your voice emanating from among the old yogurts and soggy cabbages! Simply think up a decent warning message that will keep others away from your food and drink, then all you have to do is record it into the Novelty Can Fridge Guard! This hilarious little gadget is shaped like a standard drinks can that can blend into any fridge. It’s light activated, so whenever someone opens the fridge door, the recorded message will play! Of course, you don’t have to use the Novelty Can Fridge Guard to only ward off fridge thieves, you could also record a reminder to someone; perhaps the cat needs feeding, or you need some more milk. Just record your message and every time you open the fridge door the message will play!” w/ photos
Top 10 Incredible Time Capsules
04/29/09 - Top Lists
“I have always loved the concept of time capsules and even made one when I was a kid out of a shoebox and buried it in my backyard. My interest was stirred again when I recently read about a small time capsule that was opened not far from where I live. So I thought it might be interesting to research some of the larger and more famous ones for a list.” w/ photos
