March 2009 ↓

Octo-Dancing

“This is perfect, audiovisual design of the highest quality. So great, and inspiring.” — RLH

Jimmy’s Half Court Shot

“Jimmy Kimmel Live – A short version of Jimmy doing Lebron James one better with his own, better half court shot.”

Tired Beer Bot

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Lifeguard Chair Napkin Holder

“Guard your dining table with this charming napkin holder. The Lifeguard Napkin Box is rendered from sand-cast aluminum, and it is lovingly burnished to a glowing finish. The height of the box is approximately 11 inches. Holds cocktail napkins. The set includes a complimentary set of napkins for your pleasure.” w/ photo

This Week In Unnecessary Censorship

“BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! When will it end?”

The Doorway Prank

“Dave Pearce played a prank on Leigh Black a while ago, this is Blackys revenge.”

Cow Gives Birth To Different Breeds

“It’s a mystery that you could say they’ll be arguing about until the cows come home. At the centre of it are these two calves – Emily and Ernie. The farmer who owns them, Vic Phillips, says that they are twins from the same mother but claims they are completely different breeds. According to Mr Phillips, of Rooksbridge, Somerset, when his Aberdeen Angus bull Eric mated with a Simmental cow called Jemima, he was blessed with calves that each continued one of the mating lines.” w/ photos

16-Year-Old Survived 17 Heart Operations

“Sarah Haselgrove is just 16, but she has already undergone a shocking seventeen heart operations. The teenager is the longest living youngster in Britain with so many complex cardiac problems. But despite spending more than half her life in hospital, she is just a year behind at school and will sit her GCSEs next year. The schoolgirl from Kent, was not expected to live a week and underwent five heart operations in her first year of life. She was in and out of hospital throughout primary school and has faced three major surgeries in the last six years. But Sarah has battled on to live a normal life, and even competes at carriage racing at Windsor Castle every year. She said: ‘There are lots of things I can’t do, so I just concentrate on things I’m good at.” w/ photos

Michelle Obama T-Shirt

“Michelle Obama t-shirt… get behind the new First Lady of the United States and her powerful, positive message to the country. Her call for equality is emblazoned on a quality tee that will hold up well into a second term!” w/ photo

10 Funniest Freudian Slips In TV History

“Life is pretty much an unfiltered version of the truth. Nobody ever really says what’s really on their mind which is why most people are boring. The truth is that we’re all disgusting and perverted bastards deep down and the people who succeed in life are the people who aren’t afraid to hide it. What you need to remember is that it’s the really quiet people that you have to keep your eye on. They have the weirdest thoughts going on inside their noggins and they own samurai swords. On the other hand, they’re probably really good in bed and they know how to make delicious strawberry jam.” w/ videos