March 2009 ↓

DNA Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack

“Georgia police were so confident Marshall was the man who killed young Janet Kelly in a state bear preserve, they didn’t investigate other suspects.” — The Onion

The Shii

“If they made the Wii for women, it would look like this.”

Mr. Straw Face

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Giant Sea Worm

“Aquarium staff have unearthed a ‘giant sea’ worm that was attacking coral reef and prize fish. The 4ft long monster, named Barry, had launched a sustained attack on the reef in a display tank at Newquay’s Blue Reef Aquarium over recent months. Workers at the Cornwall-based attraction had been left scratching their heads as to why the coral had been left devastated and – in some cases – cut in half.” w/ photos

Hamster In A Wok

“Listen to the guy’s creepy breathing, you can tell what happened to that hamster after he stop recording.”

Don’t Drop The Soap: The Game

“Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole. Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole.” w/ photo

Zombies In Plain English

“It’s zombie season and we made this video to help you get through it, brain intact.” — leelefever

Fleece Baby Carrier

“Let a Peekaru Original simplify the process of getting out of the door. Wear your Peekaru over any baby carrier and you’re ready for cooler weather. Add a coat and you’re ready for winter. Whether it’s a crisp fall evening walk, a winter carnival, or a springtime parade, the Peekaru will keep your baby toasty warm without the clutter.” w/ photos

The Driver Who Took On A Puddle And Lost

“A Ukranian driver already having a bad day – having taken a wrong turn onto a highway – found it getting a lot worse when he gingerly crept over a water-filled pothole, only to discover it was a 12-foot deep crater. The formerly shiny hatchback moved over the hole and then, with no time to reverse, found itself plunging deep into an abyss caused by a broken water main. The driver had to smash his rear window and scramble out to the top to avoid a muddy end, before waiting for workmen to come and rescue his car. A crowd then formed as workers drained the hole, exposing the extensive damage suffered by the Vokswagen, which will also need a good clean before getting back on the road.” w/ photos

Top 11 Cat Puking Videos

“Videos of cats puking?” you say? “How many of those could possibly exist?” Allow us to answer on behalf of the entire internet by saying “Thousands.” That’s right. Literally dozens of brilliant film auteurs had the luck of being in the right place at the right time… the right place being “in front of their cat”, the right time being “when that cat is throwing up.” Here are the 11 best cat puking videos on the internet.” w/ videos