February 2009 ↓

Knight Rascal

“NBC is really milking this talking vehicle thing for all it’s worth. This is their latest spin on the Hasselhoff classic, Knight Rider.”

Game Rage-aholic

“A portrait of an intense gamer who takes games too seriously.”

Super Giant Remote Control

“The Chunghop RM-A4 remote control measures in at a whopping 8.26″ wide x 11.69″ tall x 1.35″ thick. Or in other words, it’s roughly the size of a ream of paper. With its giant buttons that measure over 1.15″ wide, you won’t have any problem reading the numbers or fat-fingering the wrong channel. Of course, you do run the risk of crushing your cat with it.” w/ photos

Cat Dracula

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Call Of Duty Spoof

“If I had a nickel for everytime this happened… I’d have 40 cents.”

World’s Coolest Cop

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2009 Oscars Interactive Photo Hunt

“A recap of most of the nominees for the 2009 Oscars in the first ever interactive photo hunt on YouTube!”

Rubik’s Cube 360

“The Rubik’s 360 is set to repeat the success of the maddening Cube, which became an overnight sensation almost three decades ago and remains the world’s fastest-selling toy. Now the reclusive Hungarian inventor hopes to recreate the buzz of Rubik’s Cube with his new game, featuring six balls trapped within three transparent plastic spheres… Players must get the coloured balls from an inner sphere into matching slots on the outer sphere by shaking them through a middle sphere that has only two holes.” w/ photo

Cell Phone Charge Holder

“When charging your phone, don’t leave it on the floor where it can get stepped on, or on the kitchen counter where it’s vulnerable to spills. This handy shelf hangs adjacent to the plug, keeping your phone safe, and the cords neatly wrapped and out of the way.” w/ photos

Area Man Already Tired Of Prison

“After spending 73 hours in the Sheridan Federal Correctional Institution in northwestern Oregon, first-time inmate Martin Hayes told reporters today that he was “getting pretty tired of prison.”… Though he only arrived at the prison Saturday, Hayes claimed to have already exhausted every idea he had for amusing himself during his 192,852 hours of incarceration. According to prison officials, Hayes has spent the majority of the last two days either pacing his cell, humming tunelessly, or, when no other activity presents itself, masturbating.” w/ photo