January 2009 ↓

E*TRADE Baby Outtakes

“Exclusive outtakes footage of the E*TRADE Baby and friends.”

Water-Powered Jet Pack

“A new design for jet packs uses a system of conduits to push water from an engine below the surface of a lake through thrust nozzles on the pack. I want one!”

How To Make A Snack Food Stadium

“In honor of the Super Bowl and our need to cram our faces full of processed foods with funny names, we created this football stadium made entirely out of snack foods… Learn how to make one for yourself.” w/ photos

Tommy Gun Camera

Click here to see a bigger version.

Whoopie Hump

“For all of the thoughtfully constructed, relentlessly brainstormed, carefully timed jokes we try so hard to write — this is what makes us laugh the hardest.”

Diamond Plate Switch Covers

“They laughed around here when I put these custom made outlet covers in my office. Of course now that they see how nice they look, everyone wants their own. Too late, you naysayers. You’ll have to get in line behind our customers. Put this automotive touch in your garage, playroom, den, office or any other place. These diamond plate panels are made from 1/16″ thick solid aluminum and fit all standard U.S. outlets and switches.” w/ photo

Dancing Inside

“Very entertaining but that is a real waste of paper, you must have printed, what, at least a dozen sheets of A4 with a stickman in various positions. Just think how many copies of Heat magazine and other moronic drivel could have been made with such natural resources.” — iljonathan777

Camaro Bloat

“Any vehicle model around for a while, no matter the form factor, has one thing in common with its peers: Model Bloat. Take the Camaro — 37 model years after inception, it’s 827 pounds heavier.” w/ photos

How To Make A Rainbow Cake

“A little too much food coloring for me. I’ve heard differing opinions on the health risks involved with eating too much of it. Plus I’d just be afraid of sh!tting rainbows.” w/ photos

Top 10 Stories Behind Famous Food Logos

“You don’t have to go far to find fascinating stories behind some of the world’s most famous logos. Just take a look inside your kitchen cabinets…” w/ photos + videos