January 2009 ↓

Bonnie Consolo

“Amazing 70’s footage about a woman living without arms. The things we take for granted in our daily lives can be better appreciated by seeing Bonnie Consolo attend day-to-day activities in the only way she can… by using her feet as hands.”

Breasts Vs. Watermelon

“Why doesn’t she use a knife?”

World’s Fastest Ketchup Drinker

“Speed is the word for Guinness Rishi as he powers his way through a giant 490 gram bottle of ketchup in just 39 seconds. Guinness believes he holds the fastest time for drinking the world’s favourite condiment, which he sups through a straw. His brand of choice is a toss up between Maggi or the more traditional Heinz. And 67-year-old Guinness, from Delhi, India, doesn’t confine his talents to the world of tomato sauce. He claims to hold 19 world titles and even changed his name – from Har Parkash to Guinness Rishi – in a bid to win over official record-keepers.” w/ photos

The Best Couples Shirt

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Robocop Fried Chicken Commercial

“Robocop can’t digest something as complicated as fried chicken. They should know that.” — Infrafan

How To Tell If Someone Likes You

“Learn how to tell if you’re turning someone on — or off — by watching the way their body involuntarily reacts to you.”

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Pipe-Shaped Cigar

“A novelty smoke, now on the market, is pipe-shaped cigar which is said to last three times as long as those of ordinary shape. The unusual design of the cigar moreover is said to retain the ash intact, making the aroma more enjoyable. Recently brought to America, the cigar originated in Europe.” w/ photo

Burglar Scared Off By Man Dressed As Thor

“Six-foot tall Torvald Alexander, 38, was wearing a red cape and the thunder god’s silver-winged helmet when he spotted the raider in his front room rifling through a desk. Mr Alexander, who runs building firm Alexander & Summers in Edinburgh, Scotland, said the burglar threw himself out of a first floor window of his ÂŁ350,000 home in the Inverleith area of the city after being caught red handed. Mr Alexander said: “As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror. “He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late night break in, but he hadn’t counted on the God of Thunder living here.” w/ photo

The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity

“You always remember where you were when you lost your virginity, and most of the time you wish you could forget it.” w/ photos