January 2009 ↓

The Megasaurus

“OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!”

World’s Most Obedient Dog

“Sadly, that counting at the end, was the videographers attempt at counting to 3, not an attempt to fool the dog.” — primalminds

World’s Fastest Battery-Powered Motorbike

“A blistering new motorbike can blast from 0 to 60mph in less than a second – using power from the same kind of battery as a cordless drill. The KillaCycle is powered by a series of more than 1,200 special batteries which are the same as those found in De Walt tools. The batteries feed two motors which together churn out a whopping 500bhp and can propel the machine to a top speed of a staggering 168mph.” w/ photos + video

Lil’ Girl On Alligator

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Segway Skiing

“The mad developers at FatWallet have a little fun skiing around the office behind a Segway with a driver you might recognize! Carpet burns aside, the friction finding a good deal was a slippery slope on this day… Heh!”

Freddy Mac

“You know his bandmates and audience don’t complain when he has an off night.” — diydanna

Urine: The Video Game

“In the game you use a trackball and a single button to grab bad things out of the red blood stream a drop them into the yellow urine stream. Four of the objects are bad, urea, potassium, sodium and water; while three are good, sugar, white blood cells and red blood cells. You start with points, but your score goes up when you remove the bad stuff and goes down when you remove the good stuff or let the bad stuff stay in the blood stream.” w/ photos

Lil’ Bloody Valentine

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Jet Ski-Riding Orangutan

“The animal, dressed in a child’s wetsuit to keep it warm, enjoys floating across the wide pool, before waving at onlookers. Surya lives at The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species in Miami, Florida, USA. He is put in the pool every week to keep him active and challenged and appears to enjoy splashing about with his trainers. Animal expert Dr Bhagavan Antle said: “Suyra loves playing in the water. But he doesn’t like getting his head wet, so he wears a lifejacket so he doesn’t go underneath. “He is quite content when he’s bobbing around on the top. And he loves the jet ski because he can look down on all of us.” w/ photo

Top 7 Most Overrated Singers Of All Time

“Hype is one hell of a thing. It’s pretty mind-blowing when die hard music fans treat certain artists as if they were some kind of God-like entity. This, in turn makes the artist believe that they are something special and deserve all of the love they are receiving. There are a few bubbles here that are in need of some serious bursting.” w/ photos + videos