January 2009 ↓

How To Increase Your Sperm Count

“Increase your sperm quantity and quality with these scientifically tested methods.”

Chocolate Superhero Fashion

“A New York fashion show that’s strange on so many levels.”

The Triceracopter

“In 1977, Patricia Renick mounted an extraordinary solo exhibition at Cincinnati’s Contemporary Arts Center. The exhibit comprised one exceptional sculpture crafted of fiberglass and built on the frame of a Vietnam era U.S. Army OH6A/Cayuse helicopter. Triceracopter: Hope for the Obsolescence of War is now available for acquisition by a qualified museum, institution or individual.” w/ photos

Economic Stimulus Spray

“I have a feeling it smells like appeasement… and it will leave uncleanable stains… I’m just watching the national debt ticker, and with every 1 billion dollars it goes up, I take a breath, needless to say I’m still alive.” w/ photos

How To Make Fortune Cookies

“Making homemade fortune cookies is a snap, and your loved ones will get a kick out of their personalized predictions.”

Potty-Trained Parrot

“Jako-parrot Emil has learned many things during his 10-year-long life, but the most unusual is how to use the toilet. The parrot, who lives in southern Sweden with owner Yasmin Mughal and her partner, was taught to use the loo when he was four months old.”

I Can Haz Earphones

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Stunned Little Baby

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Motorist Fined For Driving With Horse

“This Fiat Uno gave traffic police a run for their money as it sped along the motorway with a horse on the back seat. The driver had bought the foal at a livestock market near Warsaw, Poland and was driving the 150 miles to his farm in the north of the country… According to the Austrian Times, Police fined the driver $64 for inappropriate use of a car and confiscated the horse until the owner could arrange for a proper livestock transporter to pick it up.” w/ photos

Top 7 Things To Do While Stuck In Traffic

“Research has shown that over the course of a lifetime, the average American will spend literally weeks of their existence sitting in traffic. You might be inclined to react unenthusiastically to the thought of pitching those hours into the great abyss every year, but as it turns out, that time doesn’t really have to go to waste. In reality, you might find that being stuck in gridlock is your favorite time of the day.” w/ photos + video