January 2009 ↓

Kama Sutra: The Prude Edition

“This is definitely something you don’t want to buy the girlfriend for Valentines Day.”

Lightening Bolt Nerds Vs. Fake Dragon

“The Wayfinder Experience role-playing summer camp produced a dragon battle at it’s philly finale camp… Beware of his claws!”

Pimped Ice Cream Truck

“Mister Cartoon’s ice cream truck was up on display and the best part about it being there were the looks of amazement as well as some of the comments you’d hear… Cartoon’s work has gained international acclaim and if you missed out on Issue no. 1 of Heavy Hitters Magazine then you missed out a great photo-editorial piece on him.” w/ photos

Steel Spine Sculpture

“Its carapace has turned to steel in the hundreds of millions of years since it went extinct, but the watch in this Trilobite’s brain never stops tracking the seconds passed since the Cambrian ended. Jud Turner calls this sinuous sculpture Trilo Temporalis, in reference to the Trilobite fossils it’s modeled on – and in reference to the antiquated-looking watch he’s added to its head. Trilobites lived over 250 million years ago, but their fossils are numerous. And so they are the perfect subject for a sculpture about time. And the pre-dinosaur era.” w/ photos

Don’t Feed The Bear

“Awwww… The bear wanted a hug.”

4 Kittens 1 Roomba

“I’m dying from the cuteness here.” — Kinggimped

The Prevention Beer Mug

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The Great Esssssssscape

“A snake that was swallowed alive by another snake has pulled off what must be one of the greatest escapes in the animal kingdom. Determined to survive, the would-be snack managed to turn itself around inside the other snake’s belly – and slither its way back out to freedom. At least, that’s what Australian Tony Barton claims he witnessed in his garden. And he snapped these images as proof.” w/ photos

Frozen Body Found In Elevator Shaft

“A dead body was found frozen in an elevator shaft in a former Detroit Public Schools warehouse on Wednesday. Investigators said they think the body had been there for several months… It took three calls to Detroit authorities over two days before they recovered the body of the man.” w/ photo

Top 50 Dumb Blonde Quotes

“Here are the top 50 dumb blonde jokes cracked by Hollywood’s hottest actors and socialites.” w/ photo