January 2009 ↓

Sex Toys Report

“Current TV’s Ben Hoffman heads to the Adult Entertainment Expo to check out what’s new in sex technology.”

Sweet Flipbook Animation

“That was awesome! Goodbye.”

Inflamed Monkey Butt

Click here to see a bigger version. (no pun intended)

Never Run Over A Mattress With Your Car

“The owner of this vehicle came in complaining of a “shimmy” at high speeds. I guess 60 pounds of wire wrapped around the driveshaft will do that.” w/ photos

How To Undress A Woman With Your Teeth

“Undressing your woman is a vital part of foreplay. If you want to get a woman’s pulse racing in the bedroom utilizing your teeth to remove her clothes can be exciting and passionate.”

Very Sensitive Plants

“Pretty cool. They need to cross breed that with some good weed, then maybe it will roll itself.” — MrAsHol2U

Flooded McDonald’s

“Their latest work is a short film, “Flooded McDonald’s”, where they’ve (shockingly accurately) created a full-size replica of the inside of the ubiquitous fast food joint and then slowly filled it with water. Playing now in an exhibition at South London Gallery, the film is exactly what the title suggests and yet so much more.” w/ photo + video

Tiny Turntable

“Mix it up! Tiny turntable-style speaker allows you to not only amplify your music, but let’s you scratch (ie – add fun preprogrammed sound effects to your jams) as well. Just plug in your mp3 player and get to mixing, you little DJ, you!” w/ photos

Woman Accused Of Raping Male Friend

“A 53-year-old Longmont woman was arrested Wednesday on suspicion that she drugged a male friend during a backyard barbecue and then raped him, police said… Longmont police Cmdr. Tim Lewis said reports of female-on-male rape are very rare; one victims’ advocate said this was only the second local instance she could remember happening within the past decade.” w/ photos

Top 11 Most Depressing Songs Of All Time

“There’s just something about a depressing song that can instantly shift your mood from light to dark. A lot of music listeners out there will even use gloomy and emotional songs to put themselves in a low-spirited state. If you’re one of those people, these are the songs most likely to make you want to wallow in the darkness.” w/ photos + videos