January 2009 ↓

Amazing Tricycle Jump

01/30/09 - Amazing

“Travis Pastrana rides a tricycle down a huge ramp… manages to pull of a sweet backflip which he lands perfectly… I think.”

World’s Oldest Metalhead

01/30/09 - Amazing

“I don’t fear growing old after this! Amazing!” — goblinsclub

Bacon Man

01/30/09 - Deliciousness

“Two creative humans, with tons of time on their hands, decided to make “Bacon Man” by painstakingly piecing together strips of bacon to form a creature that will haunt your dreams for the next 2.57970 weeks. Oh, one more thing… This looks crazy delicious!” w/ photos

Blow-Up Doll Jacket

01/30/09 - Ridiculous

“What a great jacket! Not only can your wear it to keep warm, but you can f*ck it later on that day without remorse… Just kidding! This thing is f’ing ridiculous. That is all, goodbye.” w/ photos

Bowling Accident

01/30/09 - Videos

“Sometimes you think you’ve made a whoopsie when you’ve made an oh f*ck.”

Rejected Super Bowl Memories

01/30/09 - Hilarious

“A sentimental look back at one’s childhood.”

Save The Baby Doll

01/30/09 - Photos

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Squirrel Flavored Chips

01/30/09 - Photos

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How To Make A Barbie Wreath

01/30/09 - How To's

“You can make a wreath out of just about anything as long as you have enough of them and you can figure out how to attach them. Here’s how to make a wreath out of Barbie dolls.” w/ photos

10 Things Your Grandchildren Won’t Remember

01/30/09 - Top Lists

“Time is sort of a whore. Things change, things come and go just when you’re getting used to them. People find better ways of doing things and other people screw things up royally and things that you learn to love soon just make you look old. So to make you feel old and to remind you of your mortality, we’ve put together a list of 10 things you may be familiar with now, but when your great grandchildren are growing up, they’ll be all like “lol what, people used to sit in front of computers when they worked?” w/ photos