January 2009 ↓

Student Eats Orange In One Bite

“After being dared, brave student smashes a orange into his mouth and continues to swallow… everything!”

Banned: Asian Elbows

“Beautiful asian elbows in uncensored girl-on-girl adult armpit action.”

Man Builds A Six Cheese Fountain

“Why am I not surprised that someone like that would build something like this. I bet he took it home and fountain’d all six kinds of cheese into his mouth at once.” w/ photos + video

Laughing Owl

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Man Eats 30 Pringles In One Bite

“Dino manages to fit 30 Pringles stacked one on top of each other (25 BBQ flavour and 5 salt & vinegar flavour) into his mouth at once.”

Chopsticks Practice Kit

“Chigai-bashi mayoi bashi taksanoken sashi bash hashiwatashi tataki yokoi yose-bashii shoryuken… Become a true master with the chopsticks by practicing with this silly kit!” w/ photos

Infomercial Gone Wrong

“Since when do the Sopranos do TV commercials?!” — the23er

In The Butt

“Because everything’s funnier… In The Butt. Enough said.” w/ photos

Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

“At first glance, 17-year-old Misaki Nakajima seems like any other shy and submissive Japanese schoolgirl. She loves shopping, text messaging, and the color pink. But beneath her wholesome exterior lies a wicked secret: Misaki Nakajima is consumed by sexual fantasies involving sweaty, middle-aged American men… Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding Midwesterners who carry most of their weight in their stomach particularly turn her on. According to the sexually inquisitive teen, she often daydreams about sleeping with a 43-year-old divorcĂ© with poor hygiene habits.” w/ photos

Top 10 Deadliest Natural Disasters

“The definition of a natural disaster is basically a disaster that is caused by a natural threat, such as an earthquake, landslide, or a tornado. Because we as humans are extremely vulnerable to what Mother Nature throws our way, we don’t have the means of always being able to predict and plan for the next natural disaster. Here are the Top 10 Deadliest Natural Disasters, dating from centuries up until most recently.” w/ photos