The Carving Of A 900-Pound Pumpkin
11/01/08 - Pretty Cool
“Famed Pumpkin Carver Patrick Moser shows the world how to carve the Huge Atlantic Giant at Pumpkinville.”
The Butt-Dazzler
11/01/08 - Hilarious
“Mel Nobel’s historic invention puts the ass back in class!” w/ video
Mr. Roboto Gets Pulled Over
11/01/08 - Hilarious
“Las Vegas police give a man a field sobriety test in a robot costume.”
Weatherman Watches Sky Fall
11/01/08 - Videos
“Francis Wilson keeps his cool as a dislodged video wall tile interrupts his weather forecast.”
Man Finds Mouse Parts Baked Into Hot Dog Buns
11/01/08 - Wacky News
“A North Carolina man found more than just bread when he opened up a bag of hot dog buns. Bruce Van Dyne says, “I was cooking dinner and I brought these out and I opened them up.” An unwelcome condiment on his hot dog bun. Bruce says, “that’s our little friend right there. And that clearly is a mouse.” The rodent’s parts he says, are pretty easy to make out.” w/ photo + video
Kinky GPS Lingerie
11/01/08 - Ridiculous
“Lingerie maker Lucia Iorio says her new design targets the modern, techno-savvy woman, but the GPS-equipped “Find Me If You Can” line has raised the hackles of feminists who call it a 21st-century chastity belt. The lingerie combo consists of lace bodice, bikini bottom and faux pearl collar, with the GPS device visibly nestled in the see-through part of the bodice next to the waist.” w/ photo
Aquaholic Drinks Himself To Death
11/01/08 - Unbelievable
“The brother of a mentally disturbed man who drank himself to death by gorging on a hosepipe yesterday criticised the care home looking after him. Stephen Else, 54, said his autistic brother Andrew – an ‘aquaholic’ who had been addicted to drinking water for 30 years – should never have been left alone near free-flowing water.” w/ photo
10 Castration Scenes From Horror Movies
11/01/08 - Top Lists
“The lion’s share of torture in torture porn is conducted by men. But when left to the hands of women, someone’s dick is bound to be chopped off. I’ve done my homework on the matter, and have collected penis trauma clips from horror movies for your -post- HalloWEEN enjoyment.” w/ photos + video
