November 2008 ↓

8×8 Off Road Vehicle

“This is the first (of many) tests that the 8×8 is doing. Here, we’re testing the movability and the general functionality of this beast.”

Kostman’s: The Penis People

“Getting your penis out of sticky situations.”

Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

“Our research indicates that live human brains are not merely the cornerstone of a healthy diet; they are, in fact, the only food an active adult zombie should consume at all,” Rossum said during a press conference at the institute, located at the State University of New York at Stony Brook. “A daily three-pound serving of brains supplies all the vital sugars, neurons, and ganglia essential to promoting zombie fitness and slowing the decomposition process.” w/ photos

World’s Biggest Pokemon Collection

“I am so freaking excited and it’s taken me months to get this far. Just counting every single item over a course of three months was so much work and all the paperwork and legal things you had to do… But, OMG!… it’s been so worth it to say that I am the world’s record holder for having the biggest Pokemon collection in the world.” w/ photos

How To Cook On Your Car Engine

“Unless you own a rickshaw and Emeril owes you a favor, this is as good as a speedy meal can get.”

Curious Lovers Forever

“Coco the parrot massages Lucky’s (cat) head and face. Both are curious about one another.”

The Lobster Mobile

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Xmas Lights Monitor Garland

“Treat your computer to a Monitor Christmas Garland. It fits up to a 17 inch monitor and will help keep your spirits up reminding you that Christmas is right around the corner. Plug this unique Christmas Garland into a USB port and it will magically twinkle and light up. Perfect for the office den, or wherever you have a computer.” w/ photos

Money-To-Burn Fire Starters

“These wads of faux $100 bills are coated with a slow-burning wax that stays lit until your logs catch fire. Extremely easy to use. Simply place a fire-starter roll between your kindling wood, light the end and sit back while your cash goes up in smoke!” w/ photos

13 Most Badass Video Game Power Suits

“Wonder why the heroes always get the girl? Slip into these togs and you´ll be knee-deep in pixel babes, too.” w/ photos