October 2008 ↓

Little Kid Gets Fired

10/29/08 - Hilarious

“With the bad economy, banks aren’t the only ones downsizing!”

1-800-CREEPY

10/29/08 - Hilarious

“Are you a teenage girl? Lonely? Bored? Want to fool around with middle-aged men? Give us a call!”

Halloween Candy In The Pillowcase Project

10/29/08 - Interesting

“How much Halloween candy can you get in a pillowcase?… It’s time to find out!” w/ photos

Dog Vs. Paper Shredder

10/29/08 - Odd Articles

“The springer spaniel needed emergency surgery after peering into a paper shredder and setting it off. The machine’s metal jaws bit into the 11-month-old puppy’s ear and dragged it in, shredding it like a sheet of paper. Rascal’s horrified owner Jackie Wells managed to switch off the power supply, but not before more than an inch of the dog’s right ear had been chewed up.” w/ photos

The Latest Toy From China

10/29/08 - Hilarious

“Yes, kids, it’s Leady! The latest toy from China – and just in time for Christmas, too! Don’t get a stocking full of coal! Get the gift that’s full of lead! Yay!”

Paraguay Sets BBQ Record

10/29/08 - Videos

“Paraguay has broken the record for the world’s largest open air BBQ.”

Donuts And Bacon

10/29/08 - Neat Products

Taste we can Believe in!” w/ photos

Life-Saving Hernia Operation Performed On Fish

10/29/08 - Amazing

A fish has had a bizarre life-saving operation after developing a hernia. Carla the 10-inch-long angelfish was laid out on an operating table while a vet and two assistants carried out the unusual surgery. After being anaesthetised, the exotic fish had a tube placed in her mouth and water pumped through her body and out her gills to enable her to breathe… After being stitched up and brought round, the plucky fish was kept under close observation before she went on to make a full recovery.” w/ photos

Cider Addiction Turns Man Orange

10/29/08 - Amazing

“A man who drank more than four litres of cider a day has revealed how he decided to quit boozing after he started turning orange. Michael Stenning, 47, said that after years of downing glass after glass of strong cider he realised that he had to call time on his habit when pals started to warn him he looked like he’d been Tangoed.” w/ photo

11 Of The World’s Largest Mushroom Clouds

10/29/08 - Top Lists

“11 historic events that created the world’s largest mushroom clouds.” w/ photos