Figurative Language Bomb
10/30/08 - Hilarious
“The one situation in which your English degree comes in handy.”
Japanese Wrist Cutters Commercial
10/30/08 - Only In Japan
“Down the road, not across the street!” — BradTheProducer
Beer Bottle Holder Sweatshirt
10/30/08 - Neat Products
“You’ve been waiting your whole life for this! Classic heather gray sweatshirt has a built-in pouch to hold your bottled brew.” w/ photos
Truck Convertible Into Tractor
10/30/08 - Pretty Cool
“Ideal for negotiating muddy roads is a new auto-car which is quickly convertible into a caterpillar tractor. Ordinarily the caterpillar treads hook to the rear of the car and are carried as extra baggage. When the truck is to be made ready to traverse muddy terrain or do duty in the fields the rear of the truck is jacked! up and the treads set in place. A special mechanism shifts the power transmission to the caterpillar.” w/ photo
Finger Grip Socket Set
10/30/08 - Neat Products
“Turn your finger into a socket! Nuts and bolts snap into the finger-mounted tool for correct positioning, and don’t come out until they’re properly threaded. Even works with your glove on, in cold weather. Perfect for tight spaces.” w/ photos
How To Convince Your Friends To Vote
10/30/08 - How To's
“When it comes to candidates, elections, and making sure the right person gets into office, you’re a ball of fire. Your friends, on the other hand, are more like lumps of clay. Here’s how to make sure they get off the couch and out to the polls.”
World’s Worst Boxer
10/30/08 - Unbelievable
“The world’s worst boxer has finally thrown in the towel after 256 defeats. Peter Buckley, 39, has lost more fights than any other boxer and says that his next, number 300, will be his last. ‘I’ve had my eye on the 300 mark for a while, and it’s a little milestone I want to achieve, but I don’t want to fight on,’ he said.” w/ photos
The 10 Best Nintendo Games No One Played
10/30/08 - Top Lists
“The vast majority of NES cartridges are dirt cheap on eBay, and emulators allow to us to play just about anything from the Ninja Gaiden trilogy to cult hits like Crystalis and River City Ransom. Perhaps now’s the time to make it up to the games we ignored because they didn’t have pretty box art or prominent advertising or Vanilla Ice tie-ins.” w/ photos + videos
