October 2008 ↓

Tabletop MegaMan

10/30/08 - Pretty Cool

“Battle against frightening new bosses like ForkMan, OreoMan, and WayTooMuchFreeTimeMan.”

Van Does A Front Wheelie

10/30/08 - Pretty Cool

“The boss told him to take his wife’s car to get the brakes fixed after telling him he wasn’t getting a raise.” — Tenaceus

Sexy Teacher Strips For Students

10/30/08 - Unbelievable

“Furious parents have called for a saucy teacher to be sacked after she put on a saucy strip show for her 15-year-old pupils. The German minx was supposed to be supervising a start of term party. But things got out of hand as the pretty teacher put on her own s-extracarricular activities for the teen pupils. She seductively stripped down to her underwear – to the joy of her howling students.” w/ photo + video

Ingenious Fishing Contraptions

10/30/08 - Pretty Cool

“If you happen to stroll along the coast of Fort Kochi in India you’ll probably come face to face with rows of these enormous and complex bamboo contraptions, hanging over the water and resembling huge wooden insects. They’re actually called ‘Cheena Vala’, or ‘Chinese Fishing Nets’, and are a permanent fixture around these shores…” w/ photos + videos

Fighting While Eating

10/30/08 - Hilarious

“When it comes to sweets, things can get bitter fast.”

Fan Takes Bottle To The Head

10/30/08 - Videos

“A hard-partying fan climbs a street sign after the World Series. Watch closely for the bean ball that drops him down onto the street.”

The Mobile Bench

10/30/08 - Photos

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How To Not Be A Soccer Mom

10/30/08 - How To's

“Just because you’re chauffeuring the kids all over creation doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your cool factor.”

Ferrari Wrapped Around A Pole

10/30/08 - Amazing

“It seems unbelievable, but the only thing seriously injured in this crash was the driver’s ego. The young man behind the wheel of this Ā£100,000 Ferrari lost control as he sped through the streets of Adelaide, Australia, and smashed into an electricity pole. The prang left the engine and bonnet wrapped around the structure. Incredibly, the driver and his male passenger, who have not been named, received only minor injuries.” w/ photos

Shoe-Shaped Restaurant

10/30/08 - Pretty Cool

“There was a young lady who lived in a shoe; Its use as a restaurant made her well-to-do.” Fashioned after the famous Mother Goose rhyme, a giant boot has been converted into a restaurant by Mrs. Anne Fleming of Ogden, Utah. Its unusual shape attracts many visitors, few of whom can resist stopping for a lunch or dinner.” w/ photo