September 2008 ↓

The Laughing Monkey

I don’t know why, but this Laughing Monkey gave me a daymare that lasted for a good 3.67867 seconds.

Falcon Bird Is Now A Bad Word

3-year-old boy trying to say “falcon bird” with the encouragement from the immature adults around him.

Girl Drags Five Vans With Teeth

“A teenage girl in southern India has tried to make her mark in the Guinness Book of World Records in a show of amazing strength… she dragged five vans with her teeth, covering a distance of almost 10 meters.” w/ video

Six-Storey Human Pyramid

“After reaching unheard-of heights in the Olympics, members of Team GB decided there was only one way to celebrate. They formed an incredible six-storey 21-member human pyramid with gymnast Beth Tweddle perched precariously on the top.” w/ photo

Darth Vader Explains The Pythagorean Theorem

“If Lord Vader, the dark lord of the Sith, were a high school math teacher, this is probably how he would explain the Pythagorean Theorem.”

The Son Born From Two Men

News anchorman shares some unknown information about Barack Obama to the whole wide world.

Six-Legged Bull In Demand

“The owner of a six-legged bull in China is holding out for a higher price. Li Guolin, a farmer in Yantou village, Kunming, says he’s been offered 36,000 yuan, nearly ÂŁ3,000, for the bull.” w/ photo

The Zombie Chopper

“For time immemorial, the motorbike has been one of the top objects of men’s affection mostly for its rough yet incredibly beautiful shapely frame. But the grotesque school of thought has invaded that sacred territory and might I say the results aren’t too thrilling. Unless you’re a fan of the zombie movies or zombie graphic novels…” w/ photos

Dog Swallows Rubber Duck

“His namesake was once notorious for biting the head off a bat, but Ozzie the Staffordshire terrier felt less than bubbly when he swallowed this rubber duck. The seven-month-old pooch was play fighting with another dog over the bath toy, but when he began losing he preferred swallowing the plastic prize to giving it up.” w/ photos

Pedophile Nervous For First Day Of School

“Worried about meeting new children and making friends, area pedophile Howard Dengal admitted Monday that he was feeling “pretty nervous” for the first day of school. “I hope the kids at Hampstead Elementary like me,” said Dengal, who spent the summer reading comic books, watching early morning cartoons, and hanging around the entrance of a local swimming pool. “It’d be nice to have someone to play with during recess.” w/ photo