July 2008 ↓

Porn On The Fourth Of July

Porn on the 4th of July makes me proud to be an American.

Dead Hooker Removal Service

“What should you do if a hooker is death again for the hundredth time in your room? Act rightly and call the Dead Hooker Removal Service.” w/ video

Unnecessary Sesame Street Censorship

Sesame Street gets the Unnecessary Censorship treatment from Kimmel.

Junior The Cat

“Junior the Cat contemplating things for a while.”

Erik Estrada Attacked By Little Person

“Between high gas prices, the terrible economy and the war in Iraq I can’t believe we also need to be on the look out for flying little people.”

Tattooed Teeth

Here’s a fantastic photo collection of Tattooed Teeth done by the talented Steven Heward.

7 People With Real Mutant Superpowers

“They walk among us! Some even fly among us! They may even take the bus among us from time to time! Homosapiens-Superior is here, and can do things that have scientists scratching their heads.” w/ photos + videos

World’s Strongest Head

This superhuman must get monster headaches when he wakes up in the morning. w/ photos

11 Things To Know When Arrested

“Nobody plans to be arrested, but it does happen to people. Perhaps you had a few too many beers with the guys, or maybe you got mixed up with the wrong crowd. No matter what circumstances led up to the arrest, there are vital things you need to know. Equip yourself now, and you’ll be better off when the police come knocking.” w/ photo

The Bike Fence

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