July 2008 ↓

Mouth Guitar Legend

07/03/08 - Hilarious

“The night before Woodstock, JimiHendrix was unable to catch his flight. Darnell Dawkins was forced to fill in. Considered the greatest performance of all time.”

The Al-Quedy Bunch

07/03/08 - Hilarious

Here’s the story, of a man named Amad Siad Khaddar Al Tekrit Omar Kassun Mohammod Kariff Jiffar Bin Brady.

10 Most Awesome Ass-Rocket Moments

07/03/08 - Top Lists

Here’s the 10 most awesome ass-rocket moments. w/ videos

Killing Drills On Scooters

07/03/08 - Ridiculous

“Chinese elite anti-terror police officers are wheeling into action ahead of next month’s Beijing Olympics on two-wheeled scooters. Members of the country’s armed police unit practiced on the Segway models that have been re-named ‘Anti-Terror Assault Vehicles‘ in the eastern province of Shandong.” w/ photo

Grilled Twinkies

07/03/08 - Deliciousness

“…last weekend we threw a few Twinkies on the grill. They were quite tasty, actually. Crisp and warm on the outside, and gooey on the inside.” w/ photos

How To Build 5 Wild DIY Bicycles

07/03/08 - How To's

“The cycling industry may be seeing commuter bikes fly off shelves, but these real-life modders might just fly off the street with their backyard contraptions. From jet engines to flotation devices, these bikes are the fastest life on two wheels without a motorcycle license. Each inventor, gonzo (and occasionally aliased) in their own right, shared their secrets for your own weekend project, but try this at home only after taking serious precautions.” w/ slideshow photos

Star Trek Cycle

07/03/08 - Pretty Cool

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Monster Crab Claws

07/03/08 - Amazing

“Monster crab with claws the size of a man’s hand captured off the British coast.” w/ photos

Who Killed The Movie Star

07/03/08 - Interesting

“Between 1990 and 2000, roughly two-thirds of the top 10 grossing films each year could chalk up their success to star power; since 2001, that number has declined by more than half.” w/ photos

Man Gets 4,060 Years In Jail

07/03/08 - Unbelievable

“A Springtown man was sentenced to 4,060 years in prison Wednesday for sexually assaulting three teenage girls. James Kevin Pope, 43, will be eligible for parole in the year 3209, according to the Parker County District Attorney’s office.” w/ photo