July 2008 ↓

Homeland Security At Comic Con 2008

“Homeland Security checks out some suspicious activity at the San Diego Convention Center.”

Judge Judy Rocked By Earthquake

“Yesterday’s earthquake in California interrupted a taping of the Judge Judy show. Takes her a moment to realize what was going on but as soon as she did she got out of their pretty quick.”

World’s Biggest Harmonica

“Just because he “slides over” a lot of notes going from low “G” to high “C” gives Fred Leslie, London musician, the right to claim the title of world’s champion mouth harpist. His mammoth instrument measures 36 inches from tip to tip.” w/ photo

Ghostbusters 3

“The hunter becomes the hunted.” w/ photo (animated gif)

Huge Soccer Ball To The Face

“This kid takes a shot from a huge soccer ball to the face which sends him flying.” — The kid die a few minutes later.

Hello Kitty Motorcycle Suit

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How To Make Yourself Irresistible To Girls

“You don’t have to be tall, dark, handsome, and rich to be a ladies’ man. Just learn to recognize what women want.”

The Portable Guitar

“Are you and your guitar inseparable? Well even if you are addicted to playing when you’re on the road, there’s no denying it’s a pain in the a$$ to carry a full-size guitar on an airplane or train. Here’s a guitar that breaks down to fit into a compact “gig bag”, so you can take it anywhere.” w/ photos + video

Golf Blowing

“Features of both bowling and golf are combined in a novel indoor game recently introduced in Boston, Mass. Using a regulation golf club, a player hits a golf ball down a small-size bowling alley in an attempt to knock over diminutive pins.” w/ photo

Cruise Ship Cut In Half

“Say you’re an executive of a cruise company, the demand for cruises is growing rapidly and you want to increase the passenger capacity of your ships. What would you do? You can, of course, order new ships, but it takes 3 or more years to build them. How about something quicker? How about you take one of your huge 12-story ships, cut it in half at the middle and add a huge block of new rooms?” w/ photos