June 2008 ↓

Phone Sex Grandma

“A 60-something Grandma works a phone sex line in a small Southern ghost town.” — try not to eat after you watch this.

Someone’s Missing Some Teeth

This is downright nasty yet hilarious at the same time. w/ photos

Pig Stuck Between Buildings

“Saatchi & Saatchi New York ambient for Glide Dental Floss involves a pig. I have no idea what a pig has to do with dental floss. Are they saying that I have a bit of pork rind jammed between my teeth just like this pig is jammed between buildings?” w/ photos

Plants Do All The Work

“Mathieu Lehanneur created a plant-powered indoor filtration system, that pulls in filthy air to be processed through a plant’s leaves, roots, and humidity, reintroducing purified air back into the room.” w/ photos

Silly Monkey

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Only Eats Yogurt

“A two-year-old boy has driven his parents to despair by refusing to eat any food apart from yoghurt. Little Bobby Glarvey eats his way through 14 pots of his favourite dairy food every day and refuses to eat anything else that his parents put in front of him.” w/ photos

Zero Dollar Bill

“Inspired by high oil prices and a devalued dollar, I set out to make the zero dollar bill!” w/ photos

Plush Portables

“I was buzzing about over on the wonderful world of Etsy today, when I came across these absolutely awesome plush versions of popular portable electronic gadgets.” w/ photos

Professor Breaks Dive Record

“Known as Professor Splash, Colorado native Darren Taylor broke his own Guinness World Record for highest shallow water dive on Thursday at Hyland Hills Water World in Colorado.” w/ video

Man Assaults Woman With Chicken

“A Michigan man is facing charges after assaulting a woman with ten pounds of frozen chicken. Frederick McKaney is accused of stabbing his mother with a dinner fork then beating another woman over the head with frozen chicken.” w/ photo