World’s Fastest Guitar Player
06/30/08 - Amazing
This dude has fingers that make most women cream in their panties.
The Sexiest Wood Alive
06/30/08 - Pretty Cool
“Mario Philippona is an architect, sculptor, designer, cabinet and furniture maker. He combines all his art and skills in every form he uses to express himself. His works are always in wood and almost always in feminine form… a sexy and provocative feminine form.” w/ photos
Top 10 Beer Commercials
06/30/08 - Top Lists
Top 10 beer commercials that are better than Budweiser beer. w/ videos
Penis Disrupts Graduation
06/30/08 - Hilarious
“A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.” w/ click to enlarge photo (no pun intended)
Nude Protesters Bleed For Animals
06/30/08 - Ridiculous
“Animal activists clad in nothing but their underwear and red paint to emulate the blood of animals protested against the torture and slaying of animals to make fur clothing in Buenos Aires last week.” w/ photos
21 Hilariously Hyperbolic Pro-America Songs
06/30/08 - Top Lists
“Baseball, apple pie, and kicking your fucking ass: 21 hilariously hyperbolic pro-America songs.” w/ videos
Gorilla Drags Ranger
06/30/08 - Videos
“When gorilla trekking in Rwanda gets exciting, the guide gets put in his place.” — I would have shat in my pants.
Walks On Two Legs
06/30/08 - Amazing
Monkey at Israeli Zoo walks on two legs after severe illness. w/ photo
Top Surf Dog
06/30/08 - Pretty Cool
“About 60 canines, big and small, competed for medals and bragging rights yesterday at the Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition in Imperial Beach. Prizes included a pet vacation at the resort and a feature in Modern Dog Magazine.” w/ photos
